There was this zebra
There was this zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on a bit, so the zoo keeper decided as...
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The Pre-Christmas pressure
When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel...
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A bald guy walks into a bar
A bald guy walks into a bar, turns to the noticably short bartender, and says “Hey midget, gimme a beer!” The bartender gives the man...
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A man lost both his ears
A man lost both his ears in a very serious automobile accident but as a result received a large insurance settlement. After some period of...
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Early morning at the military base
It was early morning at the military base, and the first sergeant was calling out names for the daily work parties listed on a piece...
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Mary Poppins was traveling home
Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and...
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In the back woods of Tennessee
In the back woods of Tennessee, a redneck’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to...
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A southern farmer got in his pickup
A southern farmer got in his pickup and drove several miles to a neighboring farm and knocked on the farmhouse door. A young boy, about...
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A man from Newfoundland
A man from Newfoundland went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself, “I’m not hiring that lazy newf”,...
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A last night on the town
Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks,...