A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV.
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above...
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There was once a sheep farmer who needed help
There was once a sheep farmer who needed help with the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep to keep them from...
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Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway.
Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was...
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The Policeman had stopped the man
The Policeman had stopped the man for obvious drunken driving, but since the guy had a clean record, he made him park the car and...
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Three men went to hell.
Three men went to hell. The devil said to them, “You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in...
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It was a cold winter day.
It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing...
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An Irishman on a scaffolding four stories high
An Irishman on a scaffolding four stories high heard the noon whistle. But when he would have descended, he found that the ladder had been...
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A man came home from work one day
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. ‘Just where the heck do...
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A Slow Train.
A passenger train is creeping along slowly. Finally, it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking outside. ‘What’s going on?’ she yells...
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Rough Landing
Upon landing hard, the pilot got on the PA system, “Sorry, folks for the hard landing. It wasn’t my fault, blame it on the asphalt.”...