Big Chief Forget-Me Not
An Australian travel writer touring Canada was checking out of the Vancouver Hilton, and as he paid his bill said to the manager, “By the...
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Man with black eye.
Murphy asked Paddy how he got his black eye. “You’d never believe it,” said Paddy, “but I got it in church.” He said he had...
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Gandhi and Professor Peters
When Gandhi was studying law at the University College of London, there was a professor, whose last name was Peters, who felt animosity for Gandhi,...
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Jay was applying for a job.
Jay was applying for a job. “Does the company pay for my hospitalization?” he asked. “No, you pay for it,” the personnel director said. “We...
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Emergency Tips
Two avid hunters take a hunter’s safety class in which they learn that the universal signal for an emergency is three s.h.ots in the air....
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A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane.
A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay,...
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What is the fastest thing in the world?
Jay was one of the four persons who were in the final stages of interviewing for a prestigious job. The Company decided to fly them...
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Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway.
Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was...
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A woman had 8 children
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine sent a journalist to her house for an interview. He asked...
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How to Tell Boys and Girls Apart
One November afternoon when my daughter was in kindergarten, I picked her up after school. She bobbed out to the car and crawled into the...