Once there was a little boy who lived in the country.
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it...
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A Highway Patrolman pulls over a motorist for speeding
It’s the middle of summer and a Highway Patrolman pulls over a motorist for speeding. While he’s writing the ticket, flies keep buzzing around his...
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Margaret was very upset
Margaret was very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She went to the undertaker’s to have one last look at her dearly...
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A group of professors boarded a plane
A group of professors boarded a plane for a special trip. Just as the doors closed and the plane was about to take off, they...
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Darryl and Harold were the best patients in a mental institution.
Darryl and Harold were the best patients in a mental institution. The place had an unusual annual contest, picking two of the best patients and...
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A gentleman strolling alongside a canal
A gentleman strolling alongside a canal observed an old man and his son fishing. A moment later, a splash was heard. The boy had fallen...
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A couple from out-of-town stays at the Watergate Hotel
A couple from out-of-town stays at the Watergate Hotel in Washington. The wife is concerned with the privacy there. To soothe her mind, the husband...
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Two cowboys came upon an Indian
Two cowboys came upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the...
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The Ugly Suit.
When the manager of a men’s clothing store returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk’s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the...
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I had purchased a talking metronome
I had purchased a talking metronome while I was attending a conference in New York for music teachers. Before my son and I boarded our...