There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet.
There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked for his advice. He said that she was...
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With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband
With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up … ?” the woman asked her...
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A man is talking to his best friend about married life.
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he says, “I really trust my wife, and I think she has...
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Two men, one American and an East Indian
Two men, one American and an East Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American, ‘You...
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A big-game hunter went on safari
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the wife awoke to find her...
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A Newfoundlander goes into a Tim Horton’s in Gander
A Newfoundlander goes into a Tim Horton’s in Gander, NL and notices there’s a “Roll Up The Rim To Win” Contest going on. So, he...
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A man came home from work one day
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. ‘Just where the heck do...
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A small tourist hotel
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty...
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The Cuckoo Clock
The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls. ‘I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I...
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Three men went to hell.
Three men went to hell. The devil said to them, “You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in...