A woman wanted to open a savings account for her daughter
A woman wanted to open a savings account for her little daughter. The daughter was delighted. “It’s your account, darling,” Mother said as they arrived...
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An old lady gives a boy some nuts
One day, I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an...
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A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse.
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he...
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A police officer pulls over a car full of old women.
A police officer pulls over a car full of old women. He says, “Ma’am, you realize you can’t drive that slow on the highway. It’s...
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Little Johnny failed his math test.
Father: “Why did you fail your mathematics test?” Johnny: “On Monday, the teacher said 3+5=8.” Father: “So?” Johnny: “On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on...
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A squirrel is living in a pine tree
A squirrel is living in a pine tree. One day it starts to shake and rock so he looks outside and he sees a large...
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The Three Sons
Three sons left home, went out on their own, and prospered. Getting together for Christmas, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their...
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A snail wants to sell a man some double glazing
A man is sitting at home watching T.V. when he hears a knock at the door. The man gets up and answers the door, and...
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I Hired a Crew to Fix My Roof — They Found a Hidden Box in My Attic, but What They Tried to Do With It Left Me Stunned
At seventy-four, I thought I was just buying a fix for leaks. I didn’t expect what they’d uncover up there, or the choice their find...
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I Lent My Brand-New Car to My Sister for One Day — She Trashed It, Refused to Pay, and Karma Made Her Pay Three Times the Price
I’ve always been the dependable one in my family, the one everyone leans on. But when I finally treated myself to something special, my sister...