I sold my house to help cover the costs of my grandson’s wedding. On the big day, I dressed up and arrived early—only to be...
A large, well-established, lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at...
A blonde went to work with puffy eyes Her boss, concerned about his employee’s well-being, asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?” The blonde replies, “Early this...
A man is sitting on his porch when he notices two blondes working down the road. They both have shovels. One of the blondes digs...
One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic. He drank half of it and poured the rest on the...
A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar. So, one night he took her along with him....
A little boy boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because...
A tourist had lost his way on a back road and stopped at a farmhouse to ask if he could be stay there for the...
A man was sold a very cheap suit. “But my left arm is much longer than my right arm,” he complained. “That’s why the suit...
A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant. Hey, can you turn up the air conditioner, it’s too hot! A little later, he...
