A blonde went to work with puffy eyes
A blonde went to work with puffy eyes Her boss, concerned about his employee’s well-being, asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?” The blonde replies, “Early this...
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A man is sitting on his porch when he notices two blondes working down the road.
A man is sitting on his porch when he notices two blondes working down the road. They both have shovels. One of the blondes digs...
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One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic.
One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic. He drank half of it and poured the rest on the...
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A pissed-off wife followed her husband to the bar.
A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar. So, one night he took her along with him....
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A little boy got a 0 on a geography exam.
A little boy boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because...
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A Tall Blonde
A tourist had lost his way on a back road and stopped at a farmhouse to ask if he could be stay there for the...
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A man was sold a very cheap suit.
A man was sold a very cheap suit. “But my left arm is much longer than my right arm,” he complained. “That’s why the suit...
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A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant.
A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant. Hey, can you turn up the air conditioner, it’s too hot! A little later, he...
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My Husband Said His First Wife Died in a Car Accident — But on Our Wedding Night, I Found a Letter Hidden in My Nightstand
On our wedding night, in the house my husband once shared with his late wife, I found a letter hidden in my nightstand. It started...
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My Husband Secretly Stole Our Daughter’s $48,000 College Fund to Buy His Mistress a BMW – I Taught Him a Lesson Through Christmas Gifts
My husband thought he could take money from our daughter’s future and walk away clean. What he never guessed was that I had something ready...